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binocular

Heard in reggae, used in a threatening way: "We have you under heavy binocular..." meaning "we have you under surveillance." Also pronounced in a very different way, bi-nock-you-LAR.
"Man, that same van pulls up and parks across the street every day. I think they have us under heavy binocular."
by Numb-A-Sys December 6, 2013
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Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time
My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.
by Horse Peener May 5, 2022
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relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022
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binocular

noun. a sexual fetish which refers to the act of a couple scratching each other's arm to cause a wild sense of pain. This is widely practiced in upstate New York, especially in the 45 miles radius around Rochester.

Origin: American popular sex columnist Michael H. Gu coined this word during his speech at University of Rochester.
Adam: Hey Steve, we are going get high and binocular each other.

Steve: Yea, back and forth, forever.
by Adam N. Steve May 25, 2013
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One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.
Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!
by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010
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binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.
dangg shits binocular!
by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011
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Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.
I gave christie some binoculars last night.
by Ryan November 10, 2003
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