bestiality

The newest form of reality tv

Survivor will have a challenge on who can fuck their animals the best.

by Joe C April 9, 2005

bestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a human and an animal.

Bestiality is a form of sexual pleasure that is considered a moral taboo, and highly devious from the norm, but I enjoy it very much anyway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

homo-necro-pedo-bestiality

to understand the full meaning of this word, we must break it down:
1. Homo - Homosexual

2. Necro - Necrophilia. def. having sex/intercourse with the dead/decease/those who have snuft it/ those pushing up the daisies.

3. Pedo - Pedophile. def. some one who has sex/intercourse with children under the legal age of consent.

4. Bestiality - def. A person who has sex/intercourse with an animal.

Once broken down, the full meaning presents its self: homo-necro-pedo-bestiality is a person who has sex/intercourse with a dead, baby animal of the same sex.

WARNING: this act is illegal in all countries, except a few select areas.

Man 1: man, me and amanda decided to get a little experimental last night, so we did a little homo-necro-pedo-bestiality.

Man 2: ...dude, i'm calling the cops.

by fattybunta January 2, 2009

bestiality

Sexual intercourse involving a human and a lower animal.

Thems farm boys sure luvs them the bestiality!

by Omniverse March 29, 2003

bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.

Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.

by Marleen L October 27, 2006

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

bestiality

Fucking wierd. (liteally)
Sex between humans and animals. Just wrong, illegal in most countrys.

she decided to try out bestiality and bent over infront of her dog.

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009