Bertosis

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.

Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis

by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019

Borowski

It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008

Adrian Borkowski

Polish. Tends to have a long shlong but only rare. Doesn't know what 2 plus 2 is (by the way it is 4). Follows every girl on Instagram... To be horny.

What a Adrian Borkowski you are, you are so internet famous with all them chicks!

by Adrian Borkowski December 12, 2018

Bertski

Nick name referring to the name Robert or Roberta

Bertski walks like a weeble wobble!
Who?
Roberta.

by Jones Bryce July 13, 2011

Burbowski

you really want to shootout with me Right here right now

you really wanna burbowski with me huh?

by Bruwoski January 16, 2024

cream buttowski

when she creams and it funnels back to her butthole

I had my girl doin a cream buttowski last night, dawg!

by conjoined pimps April 27, 2022

Beski Borowski

Origins of the name Beski Borowski date back to the 1300’s. Apparently, Beski comes from an old Polish root meaning ‘to swallow.’ Borowski traces back to a very obscure Greek term that roughly translates to ‘heavy dicks.’

Some people inherit wealth. Some inherit land. Beski Borowski inherits a responsibility.

After a few cocktails, Mike loves to Beski Borowski.

Why don’t you go Beski Borowski.

by DaneBrass2026 March 2, 2026