Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

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Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

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bern dernt

Hickish or redneck-related; backwater. It can also refer in a more general sense to an item or custom that has lagged hilariously behind its contemporaries or is just garishly out of place. Derived from onomatopeoia of the beginning phrases of a banjo lick, as in the infamous "Dueling Banjos" from the film Deliverance. Optimally pronounced with a bit of a twang, closely assonating the puckish thwap of a banjo string.

I usually like camping, but all these bern dernts with their generators are keeping me awake.

See that guy over there with the mullet and the Marlboro t-shirt--yeah, bern dernt. Let's get out of here.

by Mike Westvleteren August 14, 2008

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Bern Pressure

Pressure to support Bernie Sanders despite your misgivings about his economic narrative.

"The barista at the Whole Foods coffee bar gives me intense Bern Pressure every morning."

by Rico Swavay September 11, 2016

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bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

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