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brolaxing

Bro-lax-ing (verb) when five or more tools, commonly referred to as bros, get together to partake in a chill lacrosse game, and then split a case of natty ice.
Yo Chad, we should totally get the broskies for a quick brolaxing session. Natty ice on me.
by brolactic April 1, 2011
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Brolarious

Me and my bro were cutting up the other night and we were laughing so hard! It was "brolarious."
by rbmayf September 5, 2013
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Brolapse

Brolapse, verb:
cease to be proper bros, time apart having incurred a decline from previously high standards of bro-hood; a temporary interval in bro-ness.

noun:
the result of one bro giving it to another bro – strictly no homo, or not, who cares – so good that he gets a retrograde colon; a non-fatal but irksome repercussion of brodomy.
"Man, it's been ages, we've totally brolapsed!"

"Its not gay between bros yo, just a harmless bit of brodomy – unless you brolapse, that's not cool."
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long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.
Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.
by SneakySpade March 23, 2010
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Brolapse

When a bro sticks his fist up another bros’s Ass, grabs hold of whatever he can and pulls it out giving his bro a second appendage to pleasure the multiple ladies he has undoubtedly pulled on a night outside (practice advised to reduce sensitivity).
Bro, man needs some help. Can another man give me a brolapse hold tight my man and bendover another mans got you.
by Benbo swaggings December 31, 2017
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Brolapse

Imagine you are having some fun with your bro, just messing around and having fun. Eventually things get a little too crazy and you accidently slip you dick into your bro. This is a common mistake that can happen when you are with your bro. When this happens, you say "sorry bro, didn't mean to do that," and you proceed to pull your dick out of your bro's Dummy Thicc ass cheeks. As you do this, your bro's tight innards grip around your dick with the force of gorilla's clenched fist, this causes your bros interior "man cave" protrudes from his sphincter. Your bro moans a bit as this all unfolds. This series of events is known as a "Brolapse." This definition also applies if your bro does this to you.

tl;dr Brolapse is when you cause your bro to prolapse or vice versa
Yo, last night me and Jeremy got little to crazy and had a Brolapse.
by Judi Joofer February 23, 2021
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