Beowulf 

A master of all he surveys, one who is always in control of all situations that he is in

Beowulf by the wulf August 27, 2003

Beowulf 

Call someone this when they are saying something or doing something repeatedly in a short time.

Guy: Hey can i get some of that?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
Guy: Hey can i have some?
You: He is Beowulf!

Beowulf by pofo December 18, 2007

beowulf 

Viking myth, epic.
-Expressing extreme displeasure or haste in exclamation.

yo...this weather makes me feel like beowulf. Or YO it smells like beowulf in here.

beowulf by Alex June 18, 2005

Beowulf 

The act of trying using money or PayPal to solve your problems. Usually done by someone not too smart.

Origin: Somewhere in Turkey, Over the internet.

"You remember that one guy who tried to Beowulf the jury of his trial?"
"Yeah?"
"He totally got caught for it!"
"Wow, get owned!"

Beowulf by loflmeowcatsrapeownedfailpwn August 20, 2009

Beowulf 

Beowulf is to perform an act that is nearly superhuman or amazingly epic. Making you seem boarder line Spartan/Beowulf. This term can also be used for sexual intercourse or talking about previous sexual experiences.

Today i escaped out of jail and Beowulf'd that gate to freedom.

I saw this bad chick last night, needless to say i took her to my house and went all sorts of Beowulf on that pussy.

Beowulf by jpkisses1 January 26, 2011

Beowulf 

Bitchy Server Owner

That owner beowulf is so bitchy

Beowulf by lightdl January 14, 2023

beowulf cluster 

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

beowulf cluster by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007