Benism

A very stupid act, one lacking in intelligence

Look at that for a Benism!! He just bit his own hand off

by FatKez January 25, 2005

bennis

Slang term to cock, scallywag, penis.

Popularized online.

When he stood up to give his presentation his bennis was raging up a storm

by Hukani April 29, 2005

Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019

Bennyism

A bennyism is a phrase that Benny uses allo that is very funny. Also the bennyisms are commonly missused by ray.
e.g. "Wow way to suck", "Uhh, Enter object name hereme up", "Crusification" (must be in right context such as describing how badly a truck got hit with a snowball)

Shut the hell up Ray, you used a bennyism in the wrong context and u cant say them right!

by Ben Swack February 9, 2005

Bennis

The act of banging a college chick raw dawg at a family party.

Guy 1: How was the family party?

Guy 2: Awesome! I Bennis'd this chick from Umass Lowell!

by Marshvegas July 23, 2010

Bennis

when a males penis is below 2 inches it is refered to as a Bennis

Alice : "So i sucked ben off last night"
Becky:"How was it?"
Alice:"Well he has a bit of a Bennis"

by Almighty cheese January 3, 2019

Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020