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Emil Benjaminsen

Is a term used in Norway and it basically means that you are on another level of attractiveness and you will most likely enda up with 7 or more new girls every time you go out for a night.

If your name is Emil you have a penis of 12-17 inches.
If you know a Emil, do your best to keep hold of him, because he is one of a small species originating from Harstad, Norway.

Every girl within 7km of Emils current position is super wet.
Girl 1: Look at that beast of a human being.
Girl 2: YEAH he is so fucking hit and adorable at the same time its so crazy attractive.
Girl 1: Yes, he is for sure an "Emil Benjaminsen"
by Emildo07 March 6, 2022
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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
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keepin it ten benjamins

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009
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burning the Benjamins

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.
by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019
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Benjamins

Synonym for a woman's breats, tits, boobs, bonkers and the like.
Hey man, check out the benjamins on Lucy.
by jamike12 July 28, 2011
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benjerman

benjerman vargas is gay
by armando v😂 March 12, 2018
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Big Benjamins

One's testicles that exceed the physical standards in terms of size and girth aswell as the acceptable social norm.
Lewis- "Hey Travis, get a load of this guy"
Travis- "Aight bet"

Lewis- "He's got some unholy Big Benjamins"
*Guy with Big Benjamins whips down pants*
Travis- "WTF, Lewis, those are the Biggest Bemjamins I've ever seen."
by Hollering Holocaust June 27, 2020
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