Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.

Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.

by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009

Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

Bangkok

The capital and largest city of Thailand; a leading city in southeastern Asia; noted for Buddhist architecture. Located in the southwest on the Chao Phraya River near the Gulf of Thailand. It is a leading port and industrial center with a major jewelry market. Population: 5,876,000.

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Let's go to Bangkok.

by Issac Cox July 17, 2003

Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007

Bangkok

A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.

Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (

by Bryce May 19, 2003

Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

by Captain Organ June 4, 2009

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010