Edward Bernays

The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!

Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"

Person 2: “No. Why?”

Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"

by Bernie Glendale January 18, 2013

benads

a friend named sydney.

i have a benads.

by benads’sfriend February 21, 2021

benaissa

The cool one

Benaissa is a helpful friend and always has a stand cause

by Heycall911 April 8, 2021

Benysexual

Atraction to non inteligent people.

1. My girlfriend has a low IQ
2. That sucks dude, i guess youre Benysexual

by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022

bennys

The chav or scally word for cigarettes branded "Benson and Hedges"

A chav in a shop purchasing benson and hedges cigarettes:
"Can I 'av ten bennys"

"Bennys are me fave ciggies"

by anti chav Lucy September 22, 2008

Benalyse

1: The state of being in the Bastille while enjoying Ergot.
2: The ability to predict wordlessness in reflection narciscists.
3. A feather helmet for the purpose of warding off vultures.

1. Madame Thénadier Benalysed daily with an utmost certainty.
2. Pierre-François Palloy would Benalyse the cake batter scrutinously for orange zest or anything unfitting.
3. A benalyse was used on the pikes outside the San-Antoine as a defensive measure against head-pecking.

by Shisha Tyme QTiP November 27, 2011

bennysussysussy

a very very sussy kid that eats his dog crap

I saw bennysussysussy at a store

by egydgayu October 18, 2022