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British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.
That guy looks like the typical British bellend!
by shart95 January 16, 2015
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Belén

Belén means "stranger" in Latin.

She's a passionate lover and an amazing friend to have.
She loves furry animals, especially dogs, rabbits, and chinchillas.

She's gracious and giving, even to strangers.
Her smiling face reveals her good humor.
Her laughter is natural and genuine.
Her family enjoys her bountiful affection.
Believes the key to happiness is contentment.
She's admired for her inventive ideas.
She's always looking for adventure.
Prudent, informed, and analytical.

Oftentimes, she's a brunette with long hair, big brown eyes and light olive skin.

She loves arts and crafts, music, cooking, and traveling.
Whatever she's passionate about, she'll master.

Fashion and trendsetting are amongst her specialties.
She's never afraid to try anything new.
Belén decided she rather skydive than ride the ski jet on a sunny Saturday in the Spring.

Belén decided to dye her hair red.
by babycakes1987 October 15, 2010
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bellend cheddar

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006
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Bellenduous

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.
"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"
by scaryfishman December 7, 2009
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bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.
matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly
by marvin barrs November 22, 2004
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bellend bouncer

Bellend bouncer is life style of a beast.
Yupinator:whos bellend bouncer

Beast:david taggart
by Davidtaggart123 July 4, 2020
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bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf October 12, 2004
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