Definitions by esadbaf

Tard 

Similar to the common word "retard," only a "retard" is someone born with a disability who cannot help it. A "tard" is someone that is not innately mentally disabled. On the contrary, a tard is so damnably stupid and such a bellend, that they appear to be retarded to the untrained eye.

That tard thinks he can be me at Halo on PC with his XBOX controller.

Tard by esadbaf October 25, 2004

bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

bellend by esadbaf October 12, 2004