bell-end

A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.

Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.

by garozzo May 12, 2011

Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 9, 2004

bell end

Tosser (northern irish slang). A complete wanker who is more to be pitied than hated.

What's that bell end doing now??

by Boc2 December 3, 2007

bell end

Pertaining to Sat. A fool who knows no limit in the Wolverhampton area.

Sat, you really are a bell end. Why don't you listen to people before asking them the next question. You bell end.

by Sat O'Matic January 2, 2009

bell end

a complete willy

'look at that guy over there...'
'yeah, he's such a bell end'
'i bet you he's called joe...'

by Mr Piss-Brains February 6, 2004

bell end

Tip of the male penis.
Your butt.

"Please touch my bell end girl."

"does she take it in the bell end?"

by myspace.com/samson November 17, 2006

bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)

hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis

by davidbrent August 11, 2006