Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.
"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."
by markhgn January 10, 2008
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Larry was supposed to drop the our rental car off at Hertz but that god damn beandick took it to National and those beandicks won’t help me sort this out!
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Get the Robert L Bland Middle School mug.Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
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by cool epithet July 18, 2009
Get the Belinda mug.Belinda is a rare name and therefore a rare breed. For one, she genuinely enjoys ALL types of music - from modern music to even the very old 16th century music. She also enjoys reading a lot. For her, as long as it’s a book with words in it, she could keep herself occupied with it!
She also loves herself very much, but not in a narcissistic way, and cares so much about those who are closest to her. She wouldn’t like to hear anything bad about someone she’s close to.
She is very patient and calm most of the time, but in case she ever loses it… well, who knows what could happen? She comes off as very sensitive, but she hides it well enough so you wouldn’t notice that easily. She also isn’t afraid to hide her imperfections because she understands that she is human, too.
She has a really good sense of humor and that’s exactly how she maintains a great friendship with everyone. She is also quite intelligent and wise enough to understand whatever is good and bad for her, which is why she doesn’t trust anyone too quickly.
To anyone who is friends with someone sharing this name: Congrats! You’ve found a diamond for a friend, so never lose it!
She also loves herself very much, but not in a narcissistic way, and cares so much about those who are closest to her. She wouldn’t like to hear anything bad about someone she’s close to.
She is very patient and calm most of the time, but in case she ever loses it… well, who knows what could happen? She comes off as very sensitive, but she hides it well enough so you wouldn’t notice that easily. She also isn’t afraid to hide her imperfections because she understands that she is human, too.
She has a really good sense of humor and that’s exactly how she maintains a great friendship with everyone. She is also quite intelligent and wise enough to understand whatever is good and bad for her, which is why she doesn’t trust anyone too quickly.
To anyone who is friends with someone sharing this name: Congrats! You’ve found a diamond for a friend, so never lose it!
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