All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.
As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.
by SKAAA December 25, 2006
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They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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After railing out a woman in the anus, squeeze orange juice into her gaping hole and make her scream like the devil.
1. I looked in the Sexual Cookbook and found a Beelzebub Creamsicle.
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"
by Snokeldink Custardbath July 22, 2014
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They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010
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NOTE: I believe the translators mistakenly spelt his name like that; hopefully they meant Beelzebub.
NOTE: I believe the translators mistakenly spelt his name like that; hopefully they meant Beelzebub.
by Davezor January 23, 2004
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