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Jack Beecher

The kid in all the dumb classes, yeah that’s Jack Beecher.
by THATONEBIH34 December 11, 2019
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Bob Belcher

One of The best cartoon characters in Bob’s Burgers. His children are Tina, Gene, and Louise Belcher, And Bob’s wife is Linda Belcher. His arch nemesis is Jimmy Pesto, and his 2 favorite customers are Teddy and Mort.
by cj-is-terrible July 2, 2019
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Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
by Rodkor July 5, 2012
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beethers

the one word needed to describe a situation, place, event, etc. that is VERY bad.
Let's dip this smoke spot man, it's hella beethers.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.
by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017
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Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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cock belcher

one who belches after eating large quantities of cock.
Words could not describe how much of a cock belcher she was
by erd0098 February 9, 2009
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Quadruple Beacher

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.
Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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