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educated hobo

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.
Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.
by jacksinferno March 11, 2011
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Educated Boner

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.
by ballsackman January 30, 2010
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Bedicted

Being addicted to your bed.
Sarah: hey do you know if Alex is coming to the party tonight?

Jennifer: No he’s bedicted
by I am in my own way August 16, 2018
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beducation

Ones knowledge of sexual acts and acts performed in bed.

One can become beducated through the classical means of education such as reading books and watching movies, or just through good old fashion experience.
John was very pleased to discover the high level of beducation that his new girlfriend Stacey possessed.
by snowski December 25, 2009
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wiki-educated

Someone who mostly learns from reading articles on wiki sites.
Dude 1: Dude, I don't get it you're usually so smart but the president of Finland was not born in sweden and had a sex change... thats ridiculous.

Dude 2: Sorry man, it's just that I'm wiki-educated... you never know what creeps into those sites.
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educated lame

A person who has demonstrated intelligence through earning academic credentials (e.g., a bachelors degree) or has earned intelligence in an informal way but who is not considered "cool" by those in the community who place more value on things that are not intelectual.
Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?

Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.

Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
by It'sDame October 19, 2022
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Educated Guess

To suggest an answer to a query dealing with a topic/subject that you have not thoroughly studied, basing your answer on the knowledge that you have acquired in the past which relates to the query at hand.
Teacher: Hello student's, you will recall that I taught you that airplanes are the fastest mode of transport, a business man want's to send a parcel to another city very quickly, suggest a mode of transport he should use.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.
by Wizzar October 26, 2011
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