cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 7, 2011

Hyperlink Blocked

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink Blocked.

by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

Party-Blocked

Party-Blocked - when the party you have been planning gets overshadowed by another more awesome party. As a result, your party or rager has now become a small gathering or a night alone.

Party-Block - the act of blocking parties.

Me: "Party at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard!!"
Rival Party Host: "Bigger Rager at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard, TWO TIMES!"
Me: "Shit, I got party-blocked."

by isaacz August 21, 2010