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bedhood

A married woman that sleeps around.
Never give up your hommies for a bedhood.
by fingerz3 July 6, 2009
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Behold the Gates

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.
1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)
by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009
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Behold The Gates

Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed
Behold The Gates is basementcore.
by shutupordie February 23, 2009
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Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!
by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022
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Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.
''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011
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you are what you behold

a game with circles and squares that fight and kill
Person 1: have you played you are what you behold
Person 2: not yet
by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022
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lo and behold

The expression 'lo and behold' is an idiomatic phrase used to express surprise, amazement, or astonishment at the sudden appearance or discovery of something unexpected. It is often used to introduce a surprising or unexpected turn of events in a story or narrative.

The phrase 'lo and behold' adds a sense of excitement and emphasis to the surprise or unexpected event being described, making it a commonly used expression in storytelling, anecdotes, and everyday conversations.
"He was working on a challenging math problem for hours, and then, lo and behold, he finally cracked the solution."
by Malabarista July 23, 2023
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