Bearden

A name of a person, specifically a female, who rudely defaced a Memorial to Steve Irwin in Clark Q 202.

When you go to a person's room, don't be an Allison Bearden.

by Men of Q November 9, 2008

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beaudeohdoux

Recently discovered by a beachcomber south of Astoria Oregon, in a water tight container with journal and cigars and a flask, was a Journal with the initials S.C.

In the journal dated 1867, the author writes from to France in the Quaker City trip, when he made port at Marseille ...

The author was attempting describe an abrupt departure from a rather civil and drool social engagement. " I must confess that my social graces were tainted by three days with out sleep. While my guests sailing vessel was far more superior than any paddle wheeler I had navigated, the walls were paper thin. While the French often brag about their sexual prowess, I had to endure the amorous utterances of a newly wed couple in the adjacent cabin". In his journal , the author proposes that the couple "Beau" and "Dee" were mustering up a super human performance of carnal choreography. Prior to quickly putting on his jacket and hat, journal's author proclaimed to his guest that his lethargic behaviour was due to succumbing to a high exposure of the "beaudeohdoux".

Well I am certainly happy that the guest room is down the other hallway because I definitely do not want to be kept awake by them doing the "beaudeohdoux"

by I.E. MacBeane October 26, 2017

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beardensation

Like condensation, but for beards. When a bearded man goes for a walk on a cold morning, hot breath can leave condensation on ones beard. Meaning you have a wet beard, despite going out dry.

Please dont kiss me, your all covered in beardensation and i dont want to get wet.

by nico-p March 7, 2018

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Beaument

A Beaument is a moment, in which the cringe levels skyrocket, usually used to describe a situation that Beau is currently or has previously participated in.

"That's a real Beaument!"

by Horny Beau April 25, 2020

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Beaudeeohdeux

First literary usage of this term seems to date back to Mr Twain. Twain was seeking an excuse to depart from a party in France that was not serving cigars nor spirits. Twain remarked to the host that after spending a week on board a yacht, he was both tired and had a ringing in his ears. Being a physician, the host wondered if Twain was suffering from sea sickness. Twain, quick to reply said "Nope, I do believe I am suffering from the "Beaudeeohdeux". In one of his recently discovered journals there is this notation. " I reckon the French are pretty proud of their affairs regarding carnal pursuits. Last week, I was entertained every night of utterances from a newly wed couple. Seems Dee and her Beau, were never lacking in stamina to seek a second go round to hail the chorus of passion".

Used in partial quote " Hell fire and tarnations ..I am tired and frail due to the couple in the next cabin doing the "beaudeeohdeux" all night long.

What is that smug smile on your face, been doing the "beaudeeohdeux"?

Seem to be distracted son, been thinking about the "beaudeeohdeux"?

by F.A. CDawg November 19, 2020

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