teh beatz

The uber champion. The one who will always win. See beatz.

I'm teh beatz!

Chuck Norris is teh beatz!

by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006

Lvizzle Beatz

Beatmaker, Music Producer and Sound Engineer.

We are recording with Lvizzle Beatz tonight at Renzo Inc.

by Lvizzle Beatz November 28, 2021

H-Beatz

Up-coming Music producer, beat-boxer and singer on YouTube

H-Beatz is so cool. He is on the beat.

by TheMarminator3000 July 17, 2024

beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

We-We Beater

We-We Beater: Someone who tends to touch himself during games, and leaving the microphone on. Going AFK to produce personal sexual pleasure.

Hey Wheres Skarz? He's not moving.... This guys a We-We Beater

by Shatheed January 31, 2019

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

Feet beat

Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet

I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat

by Bigdickballer420 May 10, 2017