kenny beats

a police officer that happens to make beats.

Vince Staples: Kenny beats is the police!

by thatboi420 February 7, 2020

beatsie

This is a word that was started in the 60's by the Smith family and then spread state wide by the Skjod girls. It is a word used to describe a woman's private part. It seemed more appropriate than the actual medical term. It is also a word used to describe someone who is silly or acting silly.

Hey Beatsie how are you? -or- You need to wash your beatsie.

by Shuhhz January 9, 2010

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Barber Beats

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015

Bearus

Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse

“I have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-“ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.

by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020

beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

by Nemrem February 20, 2006