barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking

" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"

by amuchan October 4, 2006

Bearnding

-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.

Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?

by thebearnder December 30, 2010

Barking Devil Dog

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.

"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."

by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012

barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.

by Rick C. May 14, 2005

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.

Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard

by warpikt September 3, 2009

Beakking

The verb & adverb tenses of Bekfast ; to defy odds, produce or procure both Beky or bekfast, operating outside the perceived bounds of human capacity.

Ex : “After I was given that 8-ball of snow on houseboats, I was beakking like crazy the entire weekend.” Ex 2 : “It’s 7am, picnic day, and I’m wasted, holy fuck I’m beakking so hard right now.”

by Tjaxel November 11, 2020