Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

Broad Beanz

A vegetable that is the favourite of this set 8 who is an old man.

Guy: What's your favourite vegetable
Old man set 8: Broad beanz

by Toaster Motherfucking Bitch January 15, 2021

Heinz Beanz

Sustenance for the gods

Heinz Beanz, a godsend

by Generic name 2311876 September 5, 2022

Kool Beanz

Something that's very rad

"Wow dude, the band Rancid is totally kool beanz"

by dramaqueen14232 February 18, 2006

Cool Beanz

Very Cold Frijoles (there aren't many dimensions of depth to ponder here)

"Cool Beans" Used for almost anything...hopefully not EVERYTHING...

::dirty mind::

by Im_A_Nut October 21, 2004

Keepin' the beanz icy

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".

"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

by VoodooJazzCafe August 24, 2009

shady beanz

Could just be a Stoke saying, but I'm not quite sure. Used in situations to describe somebody who is not very nice.

Aber: He is talking about my Mom, that is shady beanz.

by Aber January 31, 2005