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Bombshell Beauties

Complimentary term used to describe vintage life-stylist girls who look as gorgeous as the bombshell paintings used on WWII fighter jets
What bombshell beauties, I'd date any of those gals
by $ally August 4, 2007
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Beautazing

a person who is both beautiful and amazing. one who encompasses everything good and great.
Wow, brittney is a beautazing.
by thew1ttyon3 April 30, 2010
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BEANSTAB

the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018
MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB
by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018
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beautie_

im actually going to sob why isn't she on this. ANYWAYS BEAUTIE_ IS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAAZZZINNNG TWITCH STREAMER WHO IF YOU ARENT AT THE VERY LEAST FOLLOWING, YOU ARE LAME! Anyways beau is absolutely stunning no only streamer but shes on twitch, twitter, youtube, tiktok and instagram, i believe
Somebody: who's beautie_ ?

Me: How dare you little mother trucker not know who she is, i will make you regret every decision you've every made you stupid little bit-
by iwannadiewannadiehahajklol October 7, 2021
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beauticide

All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.

The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.

The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”

Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.

Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
by Lascivious April 19, 2010
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Beautevil

A woman that is seemingly BEAUTiful by all outward appearances, but as it turns out is actually a very EVIL person on the inside only out for money and their own interests.

-Pretty much all exceptionally attractive women with only a few exceptions.

Most movie stars and models, but it's sometimes tougher to diagnose.
I thought my girlfriend was beautiful and that she was in love with me for me, but it turns out that she's BEAUTEVIL and only after my money.
by Jeff D. February 9, 2004
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beautician

someone who is just unreal at life, mostly used to define great hockey players
"man did you see petey at praccy? what a beautician!"
by kammy1 February 4, 2010
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