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alaina beaton

Beautiful and talented singer for the band Porcelain And The Tramps. Originally from Detroit. Also goes by Porcelain..hence the name of the band.
Actually, Alaina Beaton is mine, I love her and her awesome band.
by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007
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Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.
'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'
by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014
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in the middle of beantown

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh
by Sexydimma March 13, 2015
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Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.
"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."
by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006
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beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.
Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank
by hehe vb May 30, 2005
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bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012
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Benton's Law

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
by piperdown71 November 2, 2009
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