sexy tomboy beanpole

An amazingly awesome looking woman. The highest praise you could ever receive is to be called a sexy tomboy beanpole.

Jen, you are a sexy tomboy beanpole, and your ass isn't bad either.

by Joe April 8, 2004

beanpole

disgustingly thin person

vanessa is such a beanpole

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

Lankey Beanpole

A Shakespearean insult to target ones insecurity about being tall.

extremely tall

You're a Lankey Beanpole!

by KittyTishy October 16, 2016

The Boston Bean Pot

When a person falls asleep,with his/her mouth a-gape you cop a squat over them,sorta reverse tea-bag style then ripe a major egg salad fart right in there.

'When Timmy was passed out Jessie hauled his pasty white dump truck up and farted in his open mouth, yelling BEEF STEW ! Bitch!" thus the boston bean pot was born.

by The Grimmice July 12, 2011

Beanpole

an erect penis

Man, I can't wait for that hooker to start jerking on my beanpole.

by missjess October 3, 2014

beanpole

After first being used as an insult directed towards one James Campbell, the beanpole has been accepted as a legendary insult.
The title of beanpole, now rests firmly under the belt of one Jack McGrory. Who is an overwhelming beanpole.

"Jack is a beanpole"

by Daniel Killen May 13, 2005

beanpole

A penis whose length is longer than its girth.

My girlfriend said when we have sex she feels like someone is poking her cervix with a drumstick. God I hate having a beanpole.

by hot_ham September 5, 2018