beastmaster

A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.

Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.

by Beastmaster January 6, 2004

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017

beatmaster

The famous drummer of Close To Home the beatmaster

Justin is the only real beatmaster.

by jdubbbba December 6, 2006

Beejmaster

He's not just another banana hammock wearing accessory man, no, no. He's a boss surfer!

"Check out Mike Beejmaster riding the big mamma."

"Bitchen!"

by karl jr. April 4, 2013

beastmaster

A woman who is heinous.

The girl is a beastmaster.

by Buckie November 4, 2004

Beanwater

The opposite of dank when referring to memes.

Can be used interchangeably as an adjective or a noun; abbreviated to 'BW'.

Originates from the tweet: 'Hey Starbucks I'm not using your made up language give me a medium beanwater'

Typically used for a meme that would only appeal to people who have a basic and stunted sense of humour and are easily amused by low-effort memes and jokes. Related: Boomer Humour.

*Friend posts terrible meme looking for laughs*

"Mate, that is proper beanwater"

"BW"

"Yuck, that is pure beanwater"

by LabSocsFinest November 5, 2020

beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.

You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!

by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006