Beaned

Verb that means to get disconnected from xbox live whilst playing a game because you are too cheap to pay for internet and our attempting to steal your neighbors, which fades in and out.

Also known as being welf .

" Oh, man..Tommy beaned from the party, he should just buy internet and not steal his neighbors internet!"

by beeboobop2579 December 19, 2012

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

beaned

beaned as in beanedandtoasted.com, the trendsetter for UK student lifestyle.

you have been beaned - you have been beanedandtoasted

by pookle July 25, 2004

Beaned

Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,

Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah

by Pipimi March 2, 2018

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.

"damm you got Beaned"

by the_lord_of_knowledge March 24, 2019