Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".

Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.

by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Mr. Incredible Becoming Old

A sequel of the Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny meme where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes older as the phases go to the next level. This meme format is mostly used for POV generations of everything, events, and phenomena created from the present up to the oldest one existing. The most popular meme template that is considered the original was made by MexicoEmpireFOREVER.

There's also Mr. Incredible Becoming Futuristic, which is the opposite of Mr. Incredible Becoming Old

Example 1:
Mr. Incredible Becoming Old (POV: Your house)
Meme video starts from having a modern house then eventually turns into a stone house from millions of years ago

Example 2:
Me: I'm surprised no one has made an urban dictionary definition about Mr. Incredible meme variants including Mr. Incredible Becoming Old.

Literally everyone: That's because the meme is really overrated

by SBG times March 19, 2023

Beaching it

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011

baconing

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

by rgg September 14, 2012

The Baconking Button

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread

“Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

“I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

by TheBroskii July 18, 2017

Super Idol Becoming Uncanny/Canny

A well-made and popular parody of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Mr. Incredible Becoming Canny combined with the Super Idol 热爱105°C的你 meme. Where Tian Yiming (or the Super Idol 热爱105°C的你 guy) progressively becomes more traumatized or ascended depending on the context of the image of what he is seeing (Basically... The same as Mr. Incredibles.... yeah....) while he sings the Super Idol part.

The most popular uncanny template was initially made by Just A Happy Troll on Mar. 2, 2022, and the most popular canny template was created by Chiew Ming 97.

Example 1:
Super Idol Becoming Uncanny/Canny (POV: Your Character Fanart)
- Meme starts with the canniest one where you've drawn a character as a biblically accurate angel in a well-made and immersive environment and ends with the most uncanny where you've pulled all the worst categories of what to put your character's fanart possible (if you know, you know)

Example 2:
Normie: Is the Mr. Incredible meme de-

Meme milkers: Haha Super Idol Becoming Uncanny/Canny (POV: What I did to your mom)

Normie: NOOOOOOOOOO

by SBG times March 22, 2023