you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

How off can a lime really be by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

desperate to be offended by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

I'll be in my office 

To go to the restroom and drop some dung

A: hey, If anyone ask, tell them i'll be in my office
B: haha... ok . Drop it like it's hot!!!

I'll be in my office by ongdia April 2, 2009

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm 

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025