Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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bautista

His head is as big as the planet earth and he is also known for having the hottest sister alive
by ANNONYMUS I LIKE LULI August 08, 2022
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Peyton Bautista

a girl who likes to yip yap yoodle loo about everything but is good at it, shes very kind and funny, she always has canes or some kinda food she'll share with friends and family. She has lots and lots of money and food, shes very smart (failing 3 periods) and has lots of friends.
by miacuhmi April 08, 2024
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The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.
Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.
by BCLAXO December 09, 2021
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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andy bautistaed

to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.
The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.
by Cooper Aquino August 19, 2019
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