Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

betwino

A person that is a mix between a Latino and another race.

Man Omar, you're not white, you're a betwino!

by BRsnipes February 22, 2011

betwinkled

A slang word that can be substituted for any cuss word or slur.

Student 1: Did you pass the test?
Student 2: No, our teacher really betwinkled the study guide.
Student 1: Language!

by spitefull_captian April 15, 2022

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".

"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"

by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013

batin

Short for masturbating.

"Go away! Batin!"

by Brawndo11! October 30, 2008

bathin apes

originally knock off air force ones, now have become popular after soljay boys song i got me some bapes. Made in Japan,A.K.A Bapes

Soulja Boy:I got me some bathin apes

by J3wbag3l December 10, 2006