The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Patrick Bateman

God.

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.

by anakinsaber July 09, 2022

jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".

Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!

by rebel steele June 16, 2015

Batemans Bay

A town on the South Coast of Australia, popular with tourists over the warmer months. It doesn't have much going for it except for the Bay Soldiers Club and the Bayview - which sees local bogans mix with fully sik hectic bros from Canberra for a few wild hours until lockout at 12am. The oval opposite the country club is a known hot spot for parties, and interstate private school lowies can be found wandering no where in particular at all hours on the main arterial roads - especially Beach Rd. Better than Ulladulla and Moruya.

Let's go to Batemans Bay for the weekend. Bayview and Soldiers, bro! It will be sik.

by wogbox November 23, 2009

Kristine Bateman

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.

I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.

by wannnacruise June 04, 2009

dirty bateman

Something that is so horrendous and so awful, no one wants to try it

"You go first!" NO, YOU GO FIRST! I AM NOT DOING THE DIRTY BATEMAN!!!" "AAAAHHHHHH"

by Horses620 November 03, 2020

Batemans Bay

It is a good town, the people in it ruin it. Arguments get created over the tiniest thing and then fights begin. It's a giant game of Chinese Whispers.

Person: Are you going to Batemans Bay?
Girl: No way! That place is a shit hole!

by Ilikesomepiee November 06, 2012