Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea
Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!
by Rulysniper14 January 02, 2014
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turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.
Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.
by Joey L**g December 20, 2006
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vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.
Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.
by Joey L**g December 20, 2006
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Baster

A hunchbacked old person. Term comes from the fact that they look like they're carrying a turkey on their back. Turkey..baster.
"Whoa, check out the hump on her back..what a baster! Hey, bastey!!"
by Jessie Fortuna October 06, 2003
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Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.
Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.
by SMG Quakertown January 15, 2010
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Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
by The Irv November 29, 2010
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