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Bastard

A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass.
Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.
Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.
by John 'Bastard' Citizen July 16, 2009
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Bastard

Where's my daddy?
1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.
by Beast November 18, 2003
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Bastard

an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!
by bob is your uncle October 20, 2008
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Bastard

A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.
" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard !"
by Mr.Noah March 4, 2010
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Bastard

1. A person born without married parents
2. The man/women/thing that killed kenny
1. Ken is a bastard
2. You killed kenny you bastard
by Lightbulb03 December 28, 2017
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Bastard

A name a southern dad gives his son
by Little bastards November 24, 2020
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Bastard

The fourth word sang in the musical Hamilton
AARON BURR:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
by Another Hamilfan June 4, 2018
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