ya basic

It's a human insult. It's devastating. You are devastated right now.

Michael: In the words of one of my actual friends, Ya Basic! It's a human insult. It's devastating. You are devastated right now.

by Agent Plug-N-Play July 24, 2021

Basic Bitch

An overly generic or basic female that follows the majority of trends relevant to her peer group during a specific era, without injecting any originality into her existence. She often lacks the confidence needed to express herself independent of consensus from her peers even though these characteristics may not reflect her true self. A basic bitch takes the safe road rarely taking risks in fashion or other areas of interest. She may or may not view herself as unique; this often depends on her individual role within her social circle.

In 2015 a Basic Bitch can often be spotted wearing Victoria Secret yoga pants tucked into UGG boots or jeans with TOM'S slip-ons with an oversized sweater with an ironic print or design on it, topped with a Northface jacket. She stores her indispensable iphone in her oversize Coach bag along with her knockoff sunglasses and PRINCESS key-fob. She loves nail art as it totally compliments her Pandora bracelet and Tiffany Heart jewelry. She loves foursquare and Instagram and endlessly documents her every outing for Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino from Starbucks on her e-Card ridden Facebook. She loves quoting Marilyn Monroe even if the quotes are wrongly attributed, loves hearts, infinity symbols, dreamcatchers, bacon and mustaches. She knows the words to every song on the radio and would sacrifice her first born to spend one night with John Mayer. She drinks SkinnyGirl cocktails.

Following an intense shopping trip to Target two friends get separated.

Girl 1: "Wow! I thought something happened to you! "
Girl 2: "I couldn't find you either"
Girl 1: "OMG IKR?! EVERY girl looked exactly like you until they turned around"
Girl 2: "SAME!"
Girl 1: "UH The hassle of being Basic Bitches."
Girl 2: "# real-life lolz"
Girl 1: "Let's get Starbucks!"
Girl 2: "A-MAH-ZING idea"

SCENARIO TWO
A guy gets grilled about his new girlfriend.

Guy 1: "So....you're dating MADISON?"
GUY 2: "YEAH"
GUY 1: "Is that Madison with the long Ombre hair and infinity tattoo OR Madison with the Ombre hair and birds on a wire tattoo? "
Guy 2: "NO BRO! Madison with the Ombre hair and the Dreamcatcher Tattoo. I met her at Booty Boot Camp."
Guy 1: "Oh. Well thank god it isn't Madison with the Ombre hair and the Anchor tattoo lmao."
Guy 2: "Seriously! I introduced her to my parents last weekend. "
Guy 1: "Wow. What did they think? "
Guy 2: "They were just so happy that she was a Basic Bitch. "
Guy 1: "I bet they were! "
Guy 2: "What should i get get for her birthday? "
Guy 1: "A Pandora bracelet BRO. Totally original, classic. "
Guy 2: "YOU sure do know a lot about Basic Bitches!"
Guy 1: "Thank you! Let's get Starbucks. "
Guy 2: "DUDE, YES!"
GUY 1: "You

by AmericanOCD138 February 20, 2015

Basic White Girl

A girl who thinks she's so different from the others, but conforms to all of the popular trends.

Starter Kit:

× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× instagram
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix

Ugh, Avery is such a basic white girl. She's got yoga pants, white converses, scrunchies, and a hydroflask.

by ‪‪❤︎‬ July 15, 2019

So basically im monky

A truly delightful meme that portrays the most beautiful sides of evolution in its purest form. The meme refers to a nonsensical catchphrase paired with images of King Kong from the film Kong:Skull Island which gained some popularity after a video using the phrase was posted in a pewdiepie video. It is also used in Presidential alert memes.

Presidential alert:
"So basically im monky"

When ya homie slavsquat and he say
"🅱️asically im monky"

by beastmaester 64 October 6, 2018

basic bitch

A female who's favorite filter is the snapchat puppy dog filter

Takes pictures of everything she eats and uploads it to Instagram
Wears Uggs and North Face everyday of the year
Is obsessed with famous pop artists
Always has a Starbucks cup in her hand
Will fuck you over for a pack of cigarettes

Has no personality
Basically someone you don't want to associate with

"Is Becky coming to the barbecue?"
"I uninvited her, she has puppy dog ears in her profile pic, she's a basic bitch."

by Troll22 May 16, 2016

basically

This is the word you use when you want to explain something but don't actually have any depth of knowledge. Just say 'basically' a whole bunch and everyone will still think you're super smart and thank you for shielding them from potentially complex concepts.

You: Sure I can explain nuclear fission. You basically have like neutrons and electrons and whatever and they basically go buckwild on each other and that make heat

Your idiot friends: you are a gentleman and a scholar

by cuddlebottoms April 18, 2011

Basic Bitch

A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy Gucci, Louis Vutton, scented candles (usually from Bath & Body Works), if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.

Basic Bitch talking on a white iPhone with an obnoxious case: Hi girl! Did you see the latest episode of PLL (Pretty Little Liars) OMG it was, like, SOOOO juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I think my fav is the 'Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach' one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. I just want people to know how cool an edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right?

by Chicken McNigga September 1, 2014