single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

barreled

getting inside the hollow part of a breaking wave. you are completely covered by the wave but it does not touch you.

dude i just got totally barreled, i was so deep!

by tobiasnessnis August 27, 2009

Barriletes

Barriletes is one of the best columbian candies ever, and it does not support lgbtq

Josh says"yo can i get some barriletes" you say "yea f*** LGBTQ"

by PotatoGang1027 March 26, 2022

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Getting Barreled

When you go to a Cracker Barrel and eat, usually ending in extremely explosive diarrhea, intense stomach pains, and projectile vomit.

Last week when we were getting barreled, Joe puked in the parking lot.

by joebiden69444 October 4, 2021

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

Double Barreled Action

1. When a guy has sex with a woman while using a dildo on another woman.

2. When a guy born with two dicks has sex with two women at the same time.

3. When a woman has a threesome with two guys.

1. "Dude last night I fucked Tonya while I was using a dildo on Maxine! A little double barreled action."

2. "Last night I found some real freaky women who were lookin' for some special double barreled action. Nailed both of 'em at the same time!"

3. "Last night I got Ray and Jessie to come over and got a little double barreled action"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010