Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Hall Barnacles

Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.

hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...

by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009

Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie

by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010

Boochie Barnacles

Boochie is like coochie, but for men; I presume. I barnacles must be pimples - like a simple dimple.

"Bruh this bitch has the phattest boochie barnacles I ever did see. They better check it out."

by bestdadevrr September 13, 2021

Boochie barnacles

Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie

“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles”

by Ballzinyojaws September 16, 2021

Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019