barn

Barn is a term used by collectible card gamers. It is short for barnacle. A barn is someone that latches on to someone they admire or aspire to be like. The alpha male/female (hull) in any group will have many barns. The barns will flatter their hull and do their hull's bidding.

"Ever since I won cash on the Magic Pro Tour, I have infy barns"

"These barns are latching on to the stevedore of my success"

"I got this super rare card for free from one of my barns."

by nikekalami January 6, 2008

Barnes

(verb) 2009 To survive multiple aviation mishaps, and against all odds, still retain your job.

"Man, he really barnsed that one in."
"Wow, way to barnes it, asshole."

by Launchpad McBarnes October 28, 2009

barn

The groin and all parts associated with the groin. includes all words which make it sound terrible, including, soupy, dirty, sloppy, swampy, wet, flooded, firey, untamed. can be combined with yard to imply general area.

Nyssa has a soupy barn.

by DaveOwenLiamJayNyssaJessBeebs February 16, 2010

Barning

The act of going to Anarchy Acres or Fatal Fields in Fortnite and searching the barn.

Friend: What are you doing?
You: I'm barning!

by OnePointyBoi June 12, 2018

barn

An agricultural building used for storage. It must be covered and it MUST be red.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go chill at the barn?

Guy 2: the barn? is it red?

Guy 1: no?

Guy 2: then it's not a barn!

by Kanook April 19, 2007

barn

a person who is a tool to the highest degree, a leaky douche bag (metaphorically of course)

Bill talks about the local music scene and laughs at those Geico caveman commercials. He's such a fucking barn.

by Ottag Trebor July 20, 2011

Barnes

To do something so worthless and so horribly wrong that you should proboly kill yourself.

I can't believe he just did that, he is so barnes.

by Joe Ard. May 2, 2006