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barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
by Marshall R. January 7, 2008
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barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.
Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.
by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019
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BARMACY

That magical place in every town usually found on a corner

that provides the medicinal use of alcoholic elixers and tonics (usually mixed with Tanguray or Bombay). A great place to take a vodkation or have a tequila slammer. If you need a cure for life stop at the Barmacy.
I needed a vodkation so I stopped at the barmacy and magically my stress was cured. Did you see that HAWT chick Dollie at the Barmacy last night, she was completely carefree and drinking a fruity vodka.
by Dollie Pop July 31, 2011
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Brimar

A person who has dedicated his life working with retards and disabled people.
He helped my brother who has autism find happiness. He is Brimar
The Brimar has to make sure to be patient.
by Proffesor Steve February 18, 2015
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barfmalahoo

Did you see that kid pick his nose and eat it. That was totally Barfmalahoo!
by Umamom July 25, 2017
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Barmacking

Barmacking is when a person simps hard for a girl and spends around 3k or more on her. Barmacking can also be used when one guy is known for simping multiple women at once and buying them things.
Bro, are you Barmacking right now?
by Descending Dusk. Wei July 9, 2021
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Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.
A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.
by paul March 10, 2004
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