Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009

dirty banonie

1) The act of inserting a banana into your partner's anus, pulling it out, and then shoving the entire thing into your mouth.

"Omg, Bill gave Kyle a dirty banonie last night at the party. He said it was amazing!!"

by Ejbrown July 16, 2006

BANNINATED

When someone commits a LUEicide, they get BANNINATED.

OMG! A LUEshi? BANNINATED

by cheeseguy May 24, 2004

The Baronite Movement

Derived from the backstreets of north radford, Notts. Involves mincing around the dancefloor like a rampant homo and ripping holes in the tights of minors (not miners) before splitting them in half before performing the philis.

See Mr P. Barron and his movements

by Mr P. Barron November 3, 2004

banjonitis

a form of bacterial vaginosis

"Oh man, I got a bad case of banjonitis from having sex in that hot tub!"

by philadelphiacollins April 17, 2014

Bannonfreude

When you build a propaganda empire based on racist lies which then fires you the minute you tell the truth.

"Oh shit! Did you hear about Bannon losing his job, AGAIN? Yeah, this time from Breitbart! But this is what will crack you up the most, it wasn't for lying ... it was for telling the TRUTH!! How's that for Bannonfreude??!!"

by Bannonite January 10, 2018