Baldoggie

A Youtuber that remains unknown to this day by his iconic disguise of the white Baldoggie official mask. He is also very bad at csgo and is a member of an abomination of a csgo team.

"Oh my! What a bad youtube video this is. It must be Baldoggie"
"I am as bad at csgo as Baldoggie!"
"Damn your mask do be looking like Baldoggies tho."
"BALDOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by jannet6969 June 14, 2020

the balcony

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".

I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

Balloon Butting

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014

balcony

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.

Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.

by daveaux July 4, 2014

Balloon Boy Syndrome

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.

Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.

by MikfozHasLupus November 16, 2009