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Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.
That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.
by E.trick.e June 16, 2008
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Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.
<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.
by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007
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Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio
John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.
by yeneef December 10, 2012
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big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.
example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(
by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019
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Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.
"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012
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baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.
by TugSnake March 10, 2021
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baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.
by t July 15, 2004
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