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brown backing

After any group or groups of persons, gay or straight, engage in anal intercourse, the man who's penis has been inside the other person's rectum, uses his now fecal covered penis to draw a picture, using the person's fecal matter, on his or her back. Sort of like a poopy game of Pictionary. The draw-ee, as it were, tries to guess what the draw-er is drawing.
"So check this out Bro, Josh and I were Brown Backing last night and he drew the logo for the Chiefs on my back! I totally got it before he was even finished! Brownbacking Kansas Governor Sam Brownback brown brown backing brownback
by Momma Rugburn February 11, 2015
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blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember
I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off
by State O State December 9, 2008
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Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.
Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.
by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010
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jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
by 877372 May 16, 2009
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Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.
This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.
by SsBeef January 29, 2015
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COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.
Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.
by Ron27 September 4, 2010
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snot blocking

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.
The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.
by Declan8 May 20, 2016
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