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BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.
Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.
by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016
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Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite
Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair
by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
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ballstick

when your balls stick to your leg especially on those hot summer days. Also could happen when you get sweaty.
WOW its hot today and the ballstick is horrible! *scratches balls*
by fig newtons October 17, 2008
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Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.
John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!
by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018
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Kentucky Ballistic

Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.
Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.
by Demodonutak May 21, 2021
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Ballistic

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you
joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch
by zeta_prime November 15, 2021
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