Bullbanged

Like a, let's say, your drunk and you wake up next to an obese bull. The pain in your ass is proof that the bull did indeed bang you.

Oh no, I shouldn't have spent a night on the farm. I've been bullbanged!

by BranSalamJosh November 24, 2009

wallbanger

Conservative talk radio host, Michael Savage's, nickname for fellow talk radio host Sean Hannity.

Don't call me a great American. That's something that wallbanger likes to hear.

by Reuben D. December 9, 2007

Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by Alexandra August 19, 2004

ballbañero

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.

At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.

by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010

Super Mega Ballbagged

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.

-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"

by drapes22 November 27, 2014

Backbanger

Backbanger = from the back I'd bang her. Momentary ocular pleasure ruined from the sudden realization of subjects age or gender.

Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......

by SimiB January 22, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016