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Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.
Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change
by Danmanzim August 5, 2009
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bikesexual

A person who only has sex with people who ride bikes. Alternately, a person who is turned on by bikes and bike culture, specifically in a sexual way.
Not only does that hottie at the coffee shop ride a fixie, but she's totally bikesexual. I can't wait to show her my ride!
by joshuadallman August 3, 2007
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Bandosexual

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.
Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual
by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014
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bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.
She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!
by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006
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bikosexual

Cycling enthusiasts that enjoy dressing in common cycling attire, primarily wanna be road cyclists i.e Tour de France types. Bikosexuals enjoy adorning themselves in spandex shorts with butt pads, brightly colored spandex shirts, aerodynamic helmets with cute little rear view mirrors attached, cycling gloves and specialty cycling shoes that look like slippers or ballet shoes.
I was late for the meeting because I got stuck behind a group of bikosexuals that were blocking traffic.
by buttpad October 18, 2010
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Bandsexual

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).
Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!
by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015
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Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.
Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?
by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019
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