bajillion

1000 jillion

Timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories

by me August 26, 2003

million bajillion

a faulty assurance of many many things, that will never occur; an unattainable and exaggerated number, usually used by men to make promises they cannot keep.

"oh baby, i'll make you orgasm a million bajillion times"

by Megan O' Malley September 8, 2008

banildo

instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana

the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!

by Smit May 12, 2004

Batildo

The item that is part baton, part dildo, that is used in the cop/robber in sexual role play.

She was being an uncooperative detainee so he pulled out his batildo for some long hard persuasion.

by Officer Spanky August 2, 2009

Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile

by selbatron November 9, 2018

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012

Bajillion

One thousand jillion, which is a fictional numerical term used to describe an unusually large number or amount. In other words it is equivalent to a nonexistent number.

There are a bajillion ways to do that.

by Think with your dipstick Jimmy October 2, 2009