Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.

John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.

by Aliases May 19, 2013

oyster baiter

The male version of a cock tease.

He's such an oyster baiter; you know he packs his budgie smugglers with cotton wool.

by njsmk March 24, 2017

meat baiter

one who entices or tricks another into gazing at his meat

Pete left his shower door open to bait Kenny into gazing at his meat. Makeing Pete a meat baiter

by Samhatt September 26, 2006

scam baiter

A person who responds to fraudulent emails in an attempt to waste a scammers time.

I am a scam baiter who likes to waste nigerian scammers time so that they have less time to scam people.

by BurritoMS April 4, 2006

Master Baiter

Someone who is exceptionally gifted at baiting a fishing line.

Guy: Wow look at his mad skills baiting that line.

Dude: Duhh you retard...he's a Master Baiter.

by Ben Dover4545 August 8, 2008

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

Sympathy baiter

Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."

by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009